I just farted and it smells like chicken pot pie. Is that normal?
You need serious help. Just sayin'.This is a question for Twitter. Not an entire blog post.
No. It isn't. And what happened to the green smoke?I'm agreeing with your wife on this one.
Do me a favor...when you finish filling out your taxes and mailing them off like the rest of the world tomorrow, go ahead and spritz some of that eau de pot pie in that envelope. Sharing is good.
Better than rotten eggs.
Oh for fuck's sake.Why do I come here to read this when I have my own husband asking me these questions.
Dude. Even MY hubby groaned at that. And then announced he was hungry. Thanks.
Did you just eat a chicken pot pie?
Yo...did you go on vacation? Or get caught up in gas? Just wondering...
Its only abnormal if you were able to stick your nose in your own ass...
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